500 days of summer

Mr. Tomo asked, "What's your ambition?" Penjilatpun replied, "So the president!". Then Mr. Tomo asked, "Are you ready to be president?" Sycophants loudly replied, "100% ready to pack!". Then elections were held in 2013, also advanced along with his deputy licker peludah. KPU (General Elections Commission) has been formed with the determination government issued the Law NO 23 of 2013, all elements of society are in Condition. After going through a series of tests and its political lobbying and sycophant pack peludah bu any forward so candidates with serial number 22. Finally entered the campaign period, with higher capital as high as he's wearing a cap with a confident pack of sycophants campaigning. Almost all cities in sambangi of corrupt city until the city can not miss the chicken thief. With luxury cars berplat "M 411 NG" pack crashing licker all the way from street to street Doly The Sinners mace was worth trying and which certainly did not forget to stop by for snacks. Dah already thin wallets month campaign, the square and almost up for sale. Finally we entered the quiet period, the ee of the Bener thinker, thinker looking for ways Menuhin wallet, think balikin the plaza already sold. Exact date of 03 March 2013, our country held elections directly. Jump nyontreng directly out who won, right after seeing berhitungan fast or fancy quicky express language (if not mistaken) also led the pack of sycophants of the vote with 50,232,322 votes is far superior than its nearest competitor and goody pack pack patiently. After going through a complicated calculation and protests here and there the Commission had set a pack of sycophants and bu peludah numbered 22 as President for the period positions 2013-2018 and immediately sworn in by the Assembly. Pack of sycophants and the news of victory reached the ears peludah bu lik sam pak, pak lik sam immediately congratulated by phone, "Good-yo lat, lali jo ra share Siro would win without batuanku (Meaning: "Congratulations lat, do not forget the parts you will not win without my help"). " pack of sycophants replied, "Relax the plaza south of the pack I have prepared for you." After winning pack of sycophants ascertained immediately form a new cabinet named Cabinet Maling United with the following composition: 1. Minister of Finance held by the party rather than less money collusion 2. Minister of Health chaired by polio from the party rather sickly 3. Minister of Education held by the pack of professional tomo 4. Minister of Culture is held by the party pack nyolong reog from neighboring cultures (PNKNT) pack of sycophants had served the government for five years without any significant obstacles, the people calm tentrem, cheap food and clothing, rice self-sufficiency, busy college students, the police officer happy and cheerful officials. Because achievement pack penjilatpun continue during the five-year leadership. Because achievement was licker pack continue five more years. Oh well, 32 years leading the pack of sycophants. Pelita Jaya had already moved into filigree. People are happy, even the police officer let alone officials dah fat. But that's how this country has been on welfare, because we are the cat asia.